I just saw Lion Brand’s 2015 Horoscopes for the Yarn Lover and mine is downright uncanny:
Leo (July 23-August 22)
The ascendance of Jupiter brings with it the urge to “knit down” your yarn stash. If you must capitulate, do so in moderation. I’m not saying that a worldwide wool embargo will extinguish the global supply of reasonably-priced worsted weight; but I’m not saying that won’t happen, either.